Gillette Shaving Cream
While you're pulling little knives over the surface of your face to remove all naturally growing hair, make sure to lubricate your face with Gillette Shaving Cream so as to not accidentally cut your face off while you attempt to become a presentable member of society. Also, it's 2 oz., which means you can safely travel on planes with it in your carry-on. Did somebody say PLANE BATHROOM SHAVING PARTY???